Robert Bruce | Knife Gun Pen



Robert Bruce | Knife Gun Pen

How To Win Friends And Influence People

knifegunpen.com | How To Win Friends And Influence People

If you continually tell them
what they want to hear
you may gain
an honored chair
at the extravagant tables
of the world

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Robert Bruce | 5 November 2007 | 28 Comments




Manhood, Stardom And The Unfathomable Mysteries Of The Modern Dance World

knifegunpen.com | Manhood, Stardom And The Unfathomable Mysteries Of The Modern Dance World

The acting school
had provided a list
of mandatory items
I needed to buy
for the coming year

One item on the list
was called a
“Dance Belt”

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Robert Bruce | 15 October 2007 | 23 Comments




The Irrelevance Of Relevance

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Our concerns
and desperate needs
are beyond what your
product or service
can solve

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Robert Bruce | 24 September 2007 | 24 Comments




The Genius, The Moron, And Your Lot In This Terrible, Magnificent Life

knifegunpen.com | The Genius, The Moron, And Your Lot In This Terrible, Magnificent Life

Show me one man
who has gotten
power, fame
and money through
incredible talent
effortless genius
carefully cultivated network
and I’ll show you
ten fools who
got the same
in spite of
themselves

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Robert Bruce | 17 September 2007 | 16 Comments




An Open Poem To My Friends That Believe Differently About The Nature Of Life, Death And Everything After

knifegunpen.com | An Open Poem To My Friends That Believe Differently About The Nature Of Life, Death And Everything After

It may surprise you
that I do not have
a single word of judgment
to offer regarding the situation
you are in

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Robert Bruce | 20 August 2007 | 21 Comments




[Knife Gun Pen Press] The Well-Lit, Freshly Paved, Six-Lane Boulevard To Nowhere

knifegunpen.com | The Well-Lit, Freshly Paved, Six-Lane Boulevard To Nowhere

For my legendary readers, here’s 25 poems, a selection from two years work, all bundled up into one sexy little PDF.

You can click here to grab it

THANKS:
Jami Curl, for editing this. Your selfless work, patience and talent are extraordinary and duly noted my friend.

Loren Feldman, for turning off your camera to write a sophisticated, thoughtful and ballsy foreword.

Hugh MacLeod, for allowing the use of one of your subtly magnificent drawings as cover art on the first edition.

Robert Bruce | 1 August 2007 | 20 Comments




The Pen

knifegunpen.com | The Pen (Mont Blanc)

A lavish gift is difficult to accept.

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Robert Bruce | 25 July 2007 | 15 Comments