Here’s a few, chosen by you…
Four Foolproof Ways To Create Unimaginable Wealth In This World
Commerce vs. Art. Or, Art as Commerce. I don’t know, except that I can never work in an office again.
Death, That Bitch
She’s coming for sure. You better be ready.
Manhood, Stardom, And The Unfathomable Mysteries Of The Modern Dance World
One of the lesser known hazards of life in Hollywood.
Jesus Wants To Make You A Millionaire
He really does. At least that’s what I heard on the television.
How To Write A Poem
It won’t work for everyone, but it might weed out the field a bit.
How To Win Friends And Influence People
Become expert in the art of kissing ass. Help no one.
John Mayer, John Lennon And A Good Old-Fashioned Fisfight At 7 am In The Morning
Sometimes it just becomes too much. Coffee rage.
This Is Hip
Help us save the City of Portland, Ore.
Return On Investment (ROI)
You probably have no idea what real sacrifice means. Do it.
Do Not Go To Acting School
The title really says it all here. If you’re considering it, don’t do it. Go audition for a real stage play and keep going until you die trying. And working.
The Detention Bar
One of my favorite places in town. Usually…
Everything Will Conspire To Stop You
If you’ve lived any amount of time on this earth, you’ll agree with this one.
Hollywood! Hollywood! Hollywood! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Fame ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. Be careful what you wish for.
Long-Haul
It may not be too late to become a trucker. This one’s for all you folks out on the road.
Love Thy Neighbor
Sometimes the most difficult thing in the world to do. Damn near impossible actually.
Seeing Red
There’s something about the red light that brings out the best in us.
Self Help
Please, please, save me from all the self-help gurus with their bullshit stories about how I can turn my life around by just looking inside myself. Enough.
Ten Reasons You Should Work A Third Job (And Two Reasons It Should Be Utterly Ridiculous)
My wife is a warrior.
The American Dream
The other American Dream, the one that America ain’t too supportive of.
The Joy Of Gossip
He said, she said, then the other guy said… oh, delicious.
The Vanity Fair
You can’t always get what you want.
