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Robert Bruce | Knife Gun Pen

Ten Reasons You Should Work A Third Job (And Two Reasons It Should Be Utterly Ridiculous)

Robert Bruce | knifegunpen.com | Ten Reasons You Should Work A Third Job

It’s a fact
poetry is not a good side business
and I have a few bills that need
paying

It’s lottery odds
these days
getting a book published
worse odds
a book of poems
and worse yet
to move the thing
off the bookshelf

I should probably get
a third job

Well, my wife informs me
that poetry is my third job
a courageous and faithful woman
she

She knows
that I’m a bloated monster
when not putting
words on paper

So, despite the odds
of publication
of mounting bills
of off and on talent
of laziness
of television
of day job
of no sleep
of rotting teeth
of broke down car
of taxes
of all the rest
I have to keep doing it

Laying down these lines

Not
for fame
or money
or immortality
but because
when I’m at this desk
at 1:03 am
on a Tuesday

God laughs out loud
and the Devil fumbles his wine

Success or failure
be damned

Literary curriculum
be damned

Help wanted ads
be damned

You know
what I’m talking about
here?

Yeah
odds are
you
do

Robert Bruce | 23 October 2006



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16 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Kamsin | 23 Oct 2006

    I like these lines:
    ‘God laughs out loud
    and the Devil fumbles his wine’
    I do know what you’re talking about. Keep doing what you’re doing!

  • 2 Jecklin | 23 Oct 2006

    yeah, I’ve been getting up at 3am 7 days a week for years now delivering newspapers…I feel like a pack mule with 250 newspapers strapped over my shoulders…and the winter rains are coming…

    but you know what? It is alright…

  • 3 David Zemens | 23 Oct 2006

    I hate to sound like I am stealing the lines that Kamsin noted, but they really stood out when I read the poem.

    “God laughs out loud
    and the Devil fumbles his wine”

    Delightful. Simply delightful. Mondays are good, Robert. Don’t let life get in the way of your dreams.

  • 4 Peter Flaschner | 23 Oct 2006

    Robert - I find your site immeasurably useful and inspirational. Your words and your work ethic serve to remind me how fortunate I am to sling pixels for a living.

    I also have to chime in on “the Devil fumbles”. Nearly made me laugh out loud when I ran across it. Would make a terrific poster…

  • 5 Nathan Gismot | 25 Oct 2006

    Among other things, you have a wonderfully supportive wife. You’re also a talented and insightful poet. I’m glad I came across your site, man.

  • 6 Robert Bruce | 25 Oct 2006

    Kamsin - For some reason, that line came last. Glad it made it in the lineup though…

  • 7 Robert Bruce | 25 Oct 2006

    Jecklin - What is that? 3 jobs? When do you sleep man? How’s this for 20 questions…

  • 8 Robert Bruce | 25 Oct 2006

    David - Thanks much for the encouragement, odd thing is, the stuff that gets in the way seems to make for the best writing. Will do my friend.

  • 9 Robert Bruce | 25 Oct 2006

    Peter - “…useful..”. Very interesting choice of word. A good compliment as I’ve been told that poems have become less and less useful.

    Useful as a knife, I hope….

    Thanks for coming around here.

  • 10 Robert Bruce | 25 Oct 2006

    Nathan - You’re right about my bride. You’re right. She’s been through a lot, living with me…

    I am a grateful man.

  • 11 AndrewE | 26 Oct 2006

    There must be an employer out there in the Portland area that reads KGP every morning over a cup of Starbucks special and is looking for new talent like yourself.

    With a bit of militancy and some help from the media gurus and blogging gliterati I’m sure we could shake the blogosphere and see a few golden apples drop.

    Come on people of Portland, wake up! American poetry depends on you!

  • 12 Jecklin | 26 Oct 2006

    Robert, I still manage to find plenty of time to waste…

    I’ve got leaves to rake and gutters to clean. Later!

  • 13 Robert Bruce | 26 Oct 2006

    Andrew - Now we’re talking, love it. Although, I guess I’d sell more books (or grab more views) if I ended up drunk in the gutter…

  • 14 Jessica Doyle | 27 Oct 2006

    Success or failure
    be damned

    Literary history
    be damned

    Help Wanted ads
    be damned

    You know
    what I’m talking about
    here?

    Yeah
    odds are good
    that you
    do

    YEAH! break on through to the other side….

  • 15 Loren Feldman | 29 Oct 2006

    You my friend are a real man. Mitchum, McQueen, and now Bruce. You are the true poet warrior, a fighter, a dreamer, a poet.

    Always keep fighting, your time will come.

  • 16 Melissa | 6 Jul 2007

    Hey Robert,

    Let me know when you figure out how to make a living at poetry. I am so, so, so not ready for the corporate HR life. I owe you a poem.

    Peace,
    Melissa

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